Jokes

trošku humoru po anglicky....

Q: How do you count cows?
A: With a cowculator.

• Why aren't blondes hired for elevator jobs? Because they can't remember the route.

Q: Why are cats good at video games?
A: Because they have nine lives!

•  Police: "Do you know why I pulled you over?" Me: "Because you were bored and wanted someone to talk to?
   

Q: What is a rabbit's favorite dance style?
A: Hip-Hop!